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Simmons Bar | SohoCWorth Trying

2 Bateman St, London W1D 4AE · Cocktail bar · 4.6/5 Google (4035 reviews)

Reservations · Takeout

A lively Soho cocktail bar with unbeatable happy hour deals and energetic staff, but expect crowds, slow service at peak times, and inconsistent hospitality.

Why it gets a C for overall quality

Simmons Bar | Soho delivers exactly what it promises: a high-energy party destination with unbeatable happy hour deals and genuinely friendly staff. However, watered-down drinks and inconsistent pours undermine the core cocktail experience, while slow service during busy periods and crowded conditions create friction in an already cramped space. It's ideal for celebrations and pre-club drinks, but reliability concerns prevent a higher grade.

Restaurant Summary

Simmons Bar | Soho is the kind of place where the night starts with a bang and rarely slows down. Nestled in the heart of Soho’s nightlife, it’s a magnet for party-seekers, birthday groups, and anyone chasing a good deal on cocktails. The happy hour is legendary, with £5 cocktails and £3 shots drawing crowds from early afternoon until the music cranks up. The decor is quirky and playful, and the staff—especially standouts like Jay and Iyanu—are often praised for their energy and friendliness, even if the bar itself can feel a bit cramped when the party’s in full swing. Culinarily, Simmons is all about the drinks. The cocktail menu is broad but sticks to the classics, with a few fun twists—think Zombies, Tequila Rose shots, and vodka lemonades. There’s no sign of avant-garde mixology or food offerings, but what they do, they do well enough to keep the crowd coming back for more. This is a casual, high-energy bar perfect for celebrations, pre-club drinks, or a spontaneous night out. If you’re looking for a quiet chat or a gourmet meal, you’ll want to look elsewhere. Families and kids? Not here. Simmons Bar | Soho is strictly an adults-only affair, with loud music, late hours, and a party vibe that’s not remotely kid-friendly. There are no food options or child accommodations, and several reviews mention entry restrictions for solo guests or those not fitting the group-party mold. If you’re planning a family outing, this isn’t your spot—save it for the next grown-up night out.

At a Glance

What Sets It Apart

What People Love

Points of Concern

Service & Dining Experience

Service StyleTable Service Average Costinsufficient_data per person ReservationsRecommended

What to Order

Perfect For

Location Insights

Area: Bustling, nightlife-focused area popular with young professionals, tourists, and party-goers; energetic and eclectic vibe.

Safety: Generally safe, high foot traffic, well-lit; occasional late-night rowdiness typical of Soho.

Nearby: Surrounded by bars, restaurants, theaters, and shops; close to Oxford Street and major transit links.

SohoA dense, energetic neighborhood with a diverse and cosmopolitan dining scene featuring everything from trendy restaurants to historic pubs. Known for its compact streets, multicultural atmosphere, and cutting-edge culinary offerings.

Practical Information

Opening Hours

Monday15:00–23:30 Tuesday15:00–23:30 Wednesday15:00–23:30 Thursday15:00–23:30 Friday15:00–00:00 Saturday12:00–00:00 Sunday15:00–22:30

Available: Reservations, Takeout

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