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Smash & ShakeB-Worth Trying
87 Tachbrook St, Lillington and Longmoore Gardens, London SW1V 2QA
· Restaurant, Dessert restaurant, Dessert shop
· 4.8/5 Google (503 reviews)
Delivery · Takeout
A clean, friendly fast-casual spot for juicy smash burgers, loaded fries, and shakes at wallet-friendly prices, with minor consistency and service-speed hiccups during quieter hours.
Why it gets a B- for overall quality
Smash & Shake delivers reliable comfort food with strong burger and fries execution and genuinely friendly service, supported by appealing, clean design and excellent value for central London. However, occasional quality variation and scattered reports of slow service during quiet periods prevent a higher grade, while moderate review authenticity concerns add slight uncertainty to the assessment. It's a solid neighborhood favorite rather than a destination restaurant.
Restaurant Summary
The room feels clean and quietly comfortable, more calm than buzzy. Reviewers praise the tidy space, comfy booths, and even note real plates and cutlery for dine-in. One diner summed it up: "Service was friendly and the burger came out fast, exactly what I wanted." The cooking leans classic comfort food with a smash-burger focus and peri-peri accents. Think juicy patties, loaded fries, and shakes, with playful touches like pineapple or chipotle rather than avant-garde techniques. The culinary approach leans traditional and portion-driven: solid execution with crowd-pleasing flavors, though a few diners mention occasional bland seasoning or slow prep during off-peak times. Families are well-served here thanks to Mini Meals at £5.99 that bundle a cheeseburger, nuggets, or fish with fries and a drink. The menu is full of kid-friendly choices (fries, wings, mac balls), and the calm room makes it easier for little ones. If you need vegan specifics, options appear limited; vegetarians have patties and sides, and several diners highlight halal suitability.
At a Glance
- Juicy smash burgers and crisp fries praised by many
- Good value for central London with meal deals
- Clean, comfortable space with friendly staff
- Occasional slow service and bland seasoning reports
- Moderate authenticity concerns due to templated responses and brief 5-stars
What Sets It Apart
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What People Love
- Burgers that are juicy and filling
- Generous portions of fries and loaded sides
- Clean, calm interior that feels comfortable
- Friendly staff who make simple recommendations
Points of Concern
- Occasional slow orders even when the room is quiet (10 minutes quoted became 30 for some)
- A minority of visits report bland seasoning or soggy fries
- One-off cleanliness issues (hair in fries) and a strong smell report lowered confidence
- Review patterns show signs of potential manipulation (brief superlatives, templated owner replies) which may not reflect typical diner experience
Service & Dining Experience
Service StyleCounter With Seating
Average Cost£15-22 per person
ReservationsNot required
What to Order
- For value: Mini Meals at £5.99 for kids or light eaters
- For flavor: Spicy Queen Burger (£10.90) with Loaded Fries (£7.99)
- For chicken fans: Peri-Peri Rice Box (£7.99) with your chosen sauce
- For vegetarians: Falafel Patty Burger (£7.99) plus Halloumi Sticks (£4.99)
Perfect For
- A quick, satisfying burger before or after the Tube
- Casual weeknight dinner on a budget
- Family meals with picky eaters
- Small groups wanting an easy, quiet spot
Location Insights
Area: Quiet, residential Pimlico streets with a mix of locals and budget-minded central London diners.
Safety: Generally safe, well-lit, and walkable; typical central London foot traffic.
Nearby: Near Pimlico Tube and Victoria Station; surrounded by small cafes, grocery shops, and services.
PimlicoA residential area with a mix of historic Georgian and modern housing, characterized by quiet streets, proximity to government buildings, and a sophisticated urban dining scene
Lillington and Longmoore GardensA distinctive residential estate with a blend of public housing and private residences, known for its community-oriented design and architectural significance
Practical Information
Opening Hours
Monday
Tuesday12:00–23:00
Wednesday12:00–23:00
Thursday12:00–23:00
Friday12:00–23:00
Saturday12:00–23:00
Sunday13:30–23:00
Available: Delivery, Takeout
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