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Everything's Jake NYC Bar & LoungeC+Mixed Bag
54 E 13th St, New York, NY 10003
· Cocktail bar, Event venue, Lounge
· 4.6/5 Google (443 reviews)
Reservations · Takeout
Stylish Union Square cocktail lounge with creative drinks and bar-friendly bites; strong ambiance and events, but service consistency and value can vary.
Why it gets a C+ for overall quality
Everything's Jake delivers stylish ambiance and creative cocktail concepts, but inconsistent execution on signature drinks like espresso martinis and variable service quality across visits prevent a higher grade. Bar food shows promise with standout items, yet doesn't justify premium pricing when paired with reliability concerns. Best suited for casual cocktail flights and events rather than serious craft cocktail seekers.
Restaurant Summary
The room feels warm and moody with retro touches, mirrors for playful selfies, and a loungey soundtrack that sets the tone. Bartenders often guide guests through creative builds—“they walked me through every cocktail” captures the vibe—though some nights service can feel stretched and slow. The culinary approach leans modern cocktail craft with clarifications, infusions, and themed flights, plus bar-friendly comfort food. Expect inventive profiles over tradition; highlights like Sage & Chai or a cacao-leaning Negroni resonate with adventurous drinkers, while a solid burger and pretzel bites keep things grounded. Families can make it work thanks to kid-friendly staples like fries, grilled cheese with tomato soup, and a cheeseburger. That said, it is a bar-forward lounge, so earlier hours are best, and those seeking simple drinks should scan the menu for straightforward options.
At a Glance
- Stylish lounge with creative cocktails and an engaging bar team
- Private upstairs space works well for birthdays and small events
- Espresso martinis and pours vary in quality and size
- Service can swing from attentive to brusque on busy nights
- Creative/fusion menu - not traditional comfort food
What Sets It Apart
- clarified_cocktail_program
- espresso_martini_flights
- private_upstairs_event_space
What People Love
- Inventive cocktails that feel crafted
- Relaxed lounge ambiance with retro charm
- Friendly bartenders who explain drinks
- Convenient central location near transit
Points of Concern
- Espresso martini quality is inconsistent; several guests reported watery or unbalanced drinks
- Service swings from warm to dismissive, especially during peak periods
- Prices are high for portion sizes; preset tip prompts noted
- Review patterns show signs of mixed experiences; weigh event-night variability
Service & Dining Experience
Service StyleTable Service
Average Cost$52-$70 per person
ReservationsRecommended
What to Order
- Start with pretzel bites and a signature cocktail
- Pair burger with Island Old-Fashioned for a savory-sweet combo
- Choose clarified flight if you enjoy cleaner, silkier profiles
Perfect For
- Pre-movie cocktails near Union Square
- Date night with moody lighting
- Small birthday events upstairs
- Solo bar seating with bartender guidance
Location Insights
Area: Lively Union Square/Greenwich Village corridor with students, office workers, and nightlife traffic.
Safety: Generally busy and well-lit with steady foot traffic; typical urban vigilance advised late night.
Nearby: Near Union Square transit, NYU, cinemas, and many bars; popular for pre- and post-event drinks.
East VillageEast Village is known for its vibrant, eclectic dining scene featuring everything from casual eateries and ethnic restaurants to trendy bars and innovative dining concepts. The area has a lively, bohemian atmosphere with a strong emphasis on nightlife and cultural expression.
Practical Information
Opening Hours
Monday16:00–00:30
Tuesday16:00–00:30
Wednesday16:00–00:30
Thursday16:00–01:30
Friday16:00–02:30
Saturday15:00–02:30
Sunday15:00–00:30
Available: Reservations, Takeout
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