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The French BastardsC

23 Rue Rambuteau, 75004 Paris, France · Bakery, Cafe, Pastry shop · Saint-Merri

Trendy Marais bakery-cafe with creative viennoiserie and focaccia sandwiches; great variety and friendly counter service, but quality swings and cashless-only policy frustrate some.

Our take

The French Bastards delivers an appealing bakery experience with warm, efficient counter service and visually striking pastry displays in a prime Marais location. However, inconsistent execution with frequent dryness and staleness complaints prevents a higher grade, and minimal seating makes this primarily a grab-and-go destination. Worth a stop for fresh pastries if nearby, but quality variability tempers strong recommendation.

One caveat: Quality can swing from excellent to dry depending on time of day and turnover

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Opening Hours

Monday07:30–20:00 Tuesday07:30–20:00 Wednesday07:30–20:00 Thursday07:30–20:00 Friday07:30–20:00 Saturday08:30–20:00 Sunday08:30–18:00
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