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Tres bonne pizza merciDProceed Cautiously
72 Rue Falguière, 75015 Paris, France
· Pizza Takeout, Italian restaurant, Takeout Restaurant
· 4.6/5 Google (349 reviews)
Reservations · Delivery · Takeout
Ultra-budget takeaway pizza with fast service and custom toppings, but recent hygiene allegations create significant risk despite many value-focused positives.
Why it gets a D for overall quality
Tres bonne pizza merci delivers on speed and affordability—a functional neighborhood counter with quick, efficient service and exceptional value. However, multiple recent food safety allegations including insect contamination and illness reports, combined with inconsistent quality and a clear downward trend, create material health concerns that override its budget-friendly appeal. The takeaway-only format and minimal seating further limit its utility.
Restaurant Summary
This tiny counter spot is all function: order at the window, wait ten minutes, and walk out with a hot pie. It feels no-frills and fast, the kind of place locals hit for a cheap bite. One diner summed it up: "Good price, quick, does the job." However, there are moderate authenticity concerns suggesting to cross-check recent experiences before deciding. The cooking leans classic budget pizza with straightforward toppings rather than anything fancy. The culinary approach is comfort-first and value-driven (innovation low), with predictable flavors and a few snacky sides like wings and potatoes. Best for those who want simple, hot, and inexpensive over finesse or authenticity theatrics. Families on a budget will find it practical: simple pies and customizable toppings help picky eaters. There is no kids menu, no dine-in, and portions can feel modest, so plan one pizza per child and consider a side if appetites run big.
At a Glance
- Remarkably low prices for pizzas and snacks
- Quick turnaround, often about ten minutes per order
- Multiple recent hygiene allegations including insects and illness
- Portions perceived as small with light toppings by some
- Takeaway-only; no seating for dining in
What Sets It Apart
- ultra_low_pricing_pizzas
- fast_counter_service
- custom_topping_flexibility
What People Love
- Spending very little for a hot pizza
- Customizable toppings at the counter
- Speedy prep and predictable flavors
- Snack options like wings for add-on value
Points of Concern
- Serious recent hygiene allegations (insects, illness) reported by multiple reviewers; verify current standards
- Some pizzas feel small with sparse toppings
- Very basic setup; takeaway-only with stools for waiting
- Review patterns show signs of potential manipulation (not applicable strongly here) which may not reflect typical diner experience
Service & Dining Experience
Service StyleCounter Only
Average Cost€9-13 per person
ReservationsRecommended
What to Order
- Plan €9-13 per person for pizza plus a small dessert; if hungry, add potatoes (€3) or a panini (€4.50) to round out the meal.
Perfect For
- A cheap, fast takeaway dinner near Montparnasse
- Late study snack on a tight budget
- Feeding kids who like plain, customizable pizza
- Travelers seeking a low-cost meal to-go
Location Insights
Area: Residential-commercial mix near Montparnasse; practical, local foot traffic and students; not a tourist hotspot.
Safety: Generally safe, well-lit streets with steady footfall; typical central Paris neighborhood norms.
Nearby: Close to Montparnasse transport, apartments, small shops; serves quick meals for locals and passersby.
VaugirardVaugirard offers a relaxed dining scene with a variety of bistros, cafés, and casual restaurants catering to locals. The area is known for its community feel, safety, and accessibility, attracting residents who prefer a quieter alternative to central Paris while still enjoying quality dining options.
Practical Information
Opening Hours
Monday11:30–15:00, 18:30–23:00
Tuesday11:30–15:00, 18:30–23:00
Wednesday11:30–15:00, 18:30–23:00
Thursday11:30–15:00, 18:30–23:00
Friday11:30–15:00, 18:30–23:00
Saturday11:30–15:00, 18:30–23:00
Sunday18:30–23:00
Available: Reservations, Delivery, Takeout
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