Seemor
FARMA
Gerakari 1, Rethymno 741 31, Greece
· Bar & grill
· 4.4/5 Google (1207 reviews)
Delivery · Takeout · Outdoor seating
Great-value Greek grill for quick souvlaki and ribs with big portions, but quality and service can be inconsistent, especially at peak or for delivery.
Restaurant Summary
A central grill where the charcoal smoke and clatter signal a fast, affordable meal. Diners describe it as busy and casual, with orders flying out for souvlaki, ribs, and loaded potatoes. One guest summed it up: "Portions were huge and the ribs had a deep smoky glaze." However, there are some review authenticity concerns suggesting certain reviews may be solicited or influenced. The cooking is classic Greek grill with a few playful touches—think soy-caramel ribs alongside pancetta pitas and a nutty Green Salad Farma. It is straightforward comfort more than cheffy theatrics, best when the grill is humming and the line moves. Results can vary at peak: off-peak orders tend to be quick and satisfying, while late-night or delivery has drawn complaints about delays and occasional undercooked items. Families do fine here: kids gravitate to pita, fries, and chicken, and prices are kind. The menu includes simple salads, grilled veg, and familiar spreads. No formal kids menu is noted, but portions share well; conservative eaters should avoid burgers at peak due to mixed doneness reports.
At a Glance
- Excellent value with generous portions and low prices
- Standouts include soy-glazed ribs, pancetta pita, and Green Salad Farma
- Inconsistent execution on burgers and poultry at rush hours
- Service tone can be brusque and delivery delays occur
- Creative/fusion menu - not traditional comfort food
What Sets It Apart
- value_for_money_grill
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- soy_caramel_ribs_twist
What People Love
- Smoky grill flavors that feel honest
- Big plates that overdeliver for the price
- Speedy counter service off-peak
- Simple, satisfying Greek classics with small twists
Points of Concern
- Quality control varies—several reports of undercooked burgers or chicken at peak times
- Delivery and late-night orders can face long waits or errors
- Occasional brusque interactions at the counter noted by multiple diners
- Review patterns show signs of potential manipulation (templated responses, ultra-low-activity accounts) which may not reflect typical diner experience
- Limited options for conservative palates or picky eaters
Service & Dining Experience
Service StyleCounter With Seating
Average Cost€14-22 per person
ReservationsNot required
What to Order
- Pair pancetta pita with tzatziki and a side of Bouyiourdi potatoes
- For lighter meals, choose Ntakos or Green Salad and add one skewer
Perfect For
- Quick lunch between sightseeing
- Late-night casual bite
- Budget-friendly group takeaway
- Solo diners wanting fast, filling food
Location Insights
Area: Central mixed-commercial streets near Old Town; caters to locals, students, and tourists seeking quick, affordable meals.
Safety: Generally safe, well-trafficked area; busy evenings; standard urban vigilance at night.
Nearby: Shops, cafes, and pedestrian lanes nearby; convenient for takeaway and quick bites close to sights.
Practical Information
Opening Hours
Monday12:00–01:00
Tuesday12:00–01:00
Wednesday12:00–01:00
Thursday12:00–01:00
Friday12:00–01:00
Saturday12:00–01:00
Sunday12:00–01:00
Available: Delivery, Takeout, Outdoor seating
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