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Men ImpossibleBWorth Trying
Hazenstraat 19H, 1016 SM Amsterdam, Netherlands
· Restaurant, Fine dining restaurant, Japanese restaurant
· 4.9/5 Google (1400 reviews)
Reservations · Takeout
Creative vegan Japanese tasting with standout noodles and warm hospitality; book ahead and expect saucy ramen rather than broth.
Why it gets a B for overall quality
Men Impossible delivers exceptional food quality with creative vegan Japanese execution and warm, attentive service that elevates the tasting experience. However, inconsistent execution across visits and tight seating in a small, warm room prevent grade A territory. The restaurant excels as a neighborhood destination with strong value, but variability in quality and physical constraints keep it solidly in grade B range.
Restaurant Summary
In a quiet Jordaan side street, the room feels cozy and intimate with a big communal table setting the tone for a guided tasting. Staff are warm and attentive, explaining each course and sake pairing. One diner summed it up: "The whole night felt personal, like being a guest rather than a number." The cooking leans creative and produce-driven rather than purist. Expect handmade noodles in sauce-style ramen (think mazemen/tsukemen vibes), playful mushroom-forward bites, and refined vegan desserts. When it clicks, flavors are layered and deeply savory; a few guests found the ramen course on the heavier side, so pace yourself and choose sauces wisely. For families, the fixed tasting and bold flavors mean it is not the easiest fit for picky eaters. There is no kids menu and courses come pre-set; that said, simple elements like noodles and tofu ice cream may appeal. Consider a different spot if you need broad kid-friendly choices.
At a Glance
- Warm, thoughtful service that guides the tasting
- Excellent value for a creative vegan Japanese menu
- Saucy ramen style may disappoint broth-seekers
- Small, warm room with tight seating and communal table
- Creative/fusion menu - not traditional comfort food
What Sets It Apart
- all-vegan_japanese_tasting
- saucy_ramen_specialty
- intimate_communal_table_service
What People Love
- Feeling cared for by the team
- Deep umami from black garlic ramen
- Playful mushroom-focused courses
- A sense of luxury at a fair price
- Thoughtful sake recommendations
Points of Concern
- Saucy ramen instead of broth divides opinion; communicate preferences
- Room can feel warm and tight; communal seating not for everyone
- A few reports of decline versus past years; execution varies by night
- Review patterns show signs of potential manipulation (high five-star share, some marketing language) which may not reflect typical diner experience
Service & Dining Experience
Service StyleTable Service
Average Cost€55-€65 per person
ReservationsRecommended
What to Order
- Choose black garlic or red chili for best balance; add truffle shoyu supplement if craving a lighter, broth-like profile
- Pair with sake flight to complement umami-heavy courses
Perfect For
- A date night with sake pairings
- Vegan and veg-curious foodies chasing creativity
- Solo diners comfortable at a communal table
- Small celebrations that prefer intimate spaces
Location Insights
Area: Charming canalside Jordaan streets with boutiques and galleries; popular with locals and design-minded visitors.
Safety: Generally safe, well-lit, heavy foot traffic in evenings; typical central Amsterdam conditions.
Nearby: Near Nine Streets shopping, galleries, cafes, and bars; compact historic blocks with mixed residential and retail.
JordaanThe Jordaan is a trendy and picturesque neighborhood characterized by narrow streets, quaint canals, and a lively cultural scene. It offers a diverse dining environment with cozy cafes, boutique restaurants, and traditional Dutch eateries, attracting a mix of locals and visitors seeking authentic and innovative culinary experiences.
Practical Information
Opening Hours
Monday17:00–22:00
Tuesday
Wednesday17:00–22:00
Thursday17:00–22:00
Friday17:00–22:00
Saturday17:00–22:00
Sunday17:00–22:00
Available: Reservations, Takeout
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