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Wiseguy PizzaBWorth Trying
202 M St SE, Washington, DC 20003
· Pizza restaurant
· 4.7/5 Google (2052 reviews)
Delivery · Takeout · Outdoor seating
High-volume slice shop near Nats Park with creative toppings, quick counter service, and great late-night utility; dine-in shines, delivery has reliability gaps.
Why it gets a B for overall quality
Wiseguy Pizza delivers solid neighborhood pizza with strong food quality and appealing Navy Yard location, but inconsistent execution—particularly delivery reliability issues—prevents a higher grade. Walk-in and pickup experiences are dependable and quick, though app-based orders show spotty follow-through. Worth visiting if nearby or after events, especially for creative specialty slices and strong value.
Restaurant Summary
A bustling Navy Yard slice shop where the line moves fast and the pies keep flying, the room feels lively and casual without trying too hard. Staff are often quick and friendly, and one fan raved, "top three pizza for me—flavor really hit." However, on the fringes, delivery stories show spotty reliability with missing items or cold pies. The cooking leans creative slice shop more than purist pizzeria. Expect classic cheese and pepperoni alongside fusion-topped specialties like chicken paneer, Nashville hot chicken, and solid vegan pies. The culinary approach leans contemporary and playful: classic NY bones with smart, crowd-pleasing twists rather than fine-dining theatrics. For families, it is an easy win: cheese and pepperoni slices keep kids happy, while adventurous adults pick a specialty slice. Salads and garlic knots round things out. No kids menu needed here—the by-the-slice format lets everyone choose what they will actually eat.
At a Glance
- Creative specialty slices (paneer, Nashville hot) alongside classic NY-style
- Strong value on slices and combos; family deals praised
- Delivery via apps shows errors, cold pies, and missing items
- Phones sometimes unanswered; problem resolution inconsistent
- Game-day rush and late night can be crowded and noisy
What Sets It Apart
- creative_fusion_slices
- late_night_hours
- strong_vegan_options
What People Love
- Punchy red sauce and crisp slices
- Adventurous toppings that still feel familiar
- Late-night convenience
- Good value combos and family deals
Points of Concern
- Delivery reliability mixed: reports of cold or wrong orders via third-party apps
- Customer support gaps: unanswered calls and limited make-goods
- Occasional small slice or big crust complaints depending on pie/batch
- Pricing for wings considered high by some compared to portion size
Service & Dining Experience
Service StyleCounter With Seating
Average Cost$16-$26 per person
ReservationsNot required
What to Order
- For value: Single or double slice combo with fountain drink ($6.50-$11.50).
- Feeding a group: 18 inch Big Apple Cheese ($20.59) or 18 inch Vegan ($26.99).
- Diet-friendly: Cauliflower crust (not celiac-safe) or vegan pies.
Perfect For
- Post-game slice runs
- Late-night cravings
- Mixed-diet groups (vegan plus meat eaters)
- Quick casual meals with kids
Location Insights
Area: Lively waterfront district anchored by Nationals Park with offices, new apartments, and game-day crowds.
Safety: Generally safe, well-lit, and busy, especially on game days and weekends.
Nearby: Steps from Nats Park; nearby bars, gelato, sushi, and riverfront promenade draw families and groups.
Capitol RiverfrontThe dining scene here is dynamic and contemporary, featuring a mix of casual eateries, trendy bars, and upscale restaurants. The area has a lively social atmosphere, especially in the evenings and on weekends, with many venues catering to after-work crowds and residents seeking modern urban experiences.
Near Navy YardThis micro-neighborhood benefits from its proximity to Nationals Park, drawing crowds on game days and fostering a bustling bar and restaurant scene. It combines waterfront views with a youthful, energetic vibe and is considered safe and accessible.
Practical Information
Opening Hours
Monday11:00–22:00
Tuesday11:00–22:00
Wednesday11:00–22:00
Thursday11:00–23:00
Friday11:00–04:00
Saturday11:00–04:00
Sunday11:00–22:00
Available: Delivery, Takeout, Outdoor seating
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