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BeulahlandB+Worth Trying
118 NE 28th Ave, Portland, OR 97232
· Bar, American restaurant, Pub
· 4.5/5 Google (678 reviews)
Takeout · Outdoor seating
Welcoming neighborhood bar with standout burgers, soccer watch parties, and value-priced comfort food; cocktails and busy match-day execution draw mixed feedback.
Why it gets a B+ for overall quality
Beulahland delivers solid neighborhood bar dining through strong burger and onion ring execution and genuinely warm, personable service that builds loyal repeat visits. Quality dips during high-volume match days and kitchen delays emerge under pressure, preventing grade A territory. The spacious patio and welcoming staff culture make it a reliable choice for casual dining and community events, though not a destination for culinary distinction.
Restaurant Summary
Beulahland feels like a neighborhood living room turned soccer pub, with karaoke, drag bingo, and a patio that soaks up sunny afternoons. Service often comes with names and smiles—"They treated us like regulars from minute one"—though match days can overwhelm. It is a quirky, divey hangout where the staff energy and Arsenal fandom set the tone, and the patio is a clutch fallback when the room gets loud. The cooking leans comfort-first bar food with a few playful brunch nods to Cajun and Pacific Northwest flavors. Burgers draw the loudest cheers, onion rings crunch satisfyingly, and brunch plates run hearty, although cocktail execution divides opinion. Expect fair prices for generous portions; on big game days, plan for slower tickets and limited flexibility. Families can make it work earlier in the day thanks to an underage area before cut-off and kid-friendly staples like grilled cheese, quesadillas, and mac and cheese. Once events kick in, the vibe shifts adult, so arrive early if you need a table and a calmer moment on the spacious patio.
At a Glance
- Burgers and onion rings consistently praised by locals and visitors
- Welcoming staff culture with named shout-outs and repeat customers
- Great for Arsenal matches, karaoke, and community events
- Slow kitchen and miscues during busy match times
- Cocktail quality inconsistent; some find specials overpriced
- Surcharge and happy hour exclusions surprised some guests
What Sets It Apart
- official_Arsenal_supporters_bar
- large_patio_and_lots_of_seating
- quirky_dive_bar_decor
- events_programming_karaoke_drag_bingo
What People Love
- That neighborhood "Cheers" feeling
- Saucy, satisfying burgers
- Fun events like karaoke and drag bingo
- Spacious patio and plenty of seating
Points of Concern
- Kitchen delays and quality dips during Arsenal matches; go off-peak if food-focused
- Reports of billing surprises: 4% fee and happy hour exclusions
- Cocktails can miss the mark; beer or simple pours are safer
- Review patterns are consistent with genuine regular traffic; minimal risk of coordination
Service & Dining Experience
Service StyleTable Service
Average Cost$24-38 per person
ReservationsNot required
What to Order
- For vegans: BBQ Soy Curl Sub or Hummus Plate
- Gluten-avoiders: Blackened Steelhead Hash or Eggs Sardou
- Kids: Grilled Cheese, Quesadilla, Mac and Cheese
Perfect For
- Watching a Premier League match with fellow fans
- Easygoing burger-and-beer nights
- Solo bar hangs with friendly bartenders
- Casual group meetups on the patio
Location Insights
Area: Lively inner-eastside stretch with bars, cafes, and indie venues; draws locals and sports fans.
Safety: Generally safe, active foot traffic; typical urban nuisances possible late night.
Nearby: Near Burnside/Couch corridors, other bars like Paydirt and Dear Sandy; residential streets nearby.
KernsKerns is a lively neighborhood with a strong community feel, featuring a mix of older homes and newer developments. It is known for its variety of dining options, from casual pubs and neighborhood bars to innovative restaurants, making it popular for both locals and visitors seeking a relaxed yet trendy dining experience.
Practical Information
Opening Hours
Monday16:00–02:00
Tuesday11:00–14:00, 16:00–02:00
Wednesday16:00–02:00
Thursday16:00–02:00
Friday14:00–02:00
Saturday14:00–02:30
Sunday07:30–11:00, 14:00–02:00
Available: Takeout, Outdoor seating
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