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Emmy Squared Pizza: Navy YardB+Worth Trying
1300 4th St SE Suite 100, Washington, DC 20003
· Restaurant, Hamburger restaurant, Pizza restaurant
· 4.6/5 Google (996 reviews)
Reservations · Delivery · Takeout · Outdoor seating
Destination for Detroit-style pizza and loaded fries with lively service when staffed, but expect occasional long waits and takeout delays; dine-in shines off-peak.
Why it gets a B+ for overall quality
Emmy Squared Pizza delivers strong food quality with authentic Detroit-style crust and creative toppings that justify its Navy Yard reputation as a regional destination for this style. However, inconsistent execution during busy periods—soggy or underdone pies, extended waits—prevents a higher grade. Attentive staff and a welcoming atmosphere make it worth visiting off-peak, though game-day timing requires planning.
Restaurant Summary
The room reads warm and bustling with a pre-game buzz, where hosts seat you and servers steer you toward house favorites. One diner called the crust “like a crunchy-edged pillow,” while another praised a server who kept things smooth even when the room was slammed. On peak nights service can bottleneck, but off-peak the experience feels welcoming and easy. The cooking is comfort-first with playful twists: thick Detroit-style squares, the spicy-sweet Colony, loaded Zia fries, and a signature double-stack burger. Creative flourishes like hot honey, truffle cream, and kimchi keep things interesting without getting fussy. It suits groups, casual dates, and anyone craving hearty slices before or after the ballgame; execution is best when the kitchen is not buried, and takeout crispness can vary. Families will find it kid-friendly. The menu has simple anchors like classic red-sauce pies, pepperoni, waffle fries, and burgers. Vegan pies and salads help mixed diets, though adventurous options can be skipped for the basics if little eaters prefer straightforward flavors.
At a Glance
- Detroit-style crust with caramelized edges and crowd-pleasing toppings
- Staff often go above and beyond with helpful recommendations
- Takeout and pickup timing frequently run 20-40 minutes late
- Inconsistent bake on busy nights (soggy or underdone reports)
- Plan around game-day rush to avoid long waits
What Sets It Apart
- detroit_style_focus
- signature_burgers
- event_adjacent_location
What People Love
- Crunchy-edged, airy Detroit-style slices
- Sweet-heat combos like hot honey and pepperoni cups
- Friendly servers who guide picks and pace
- Big, shareable starters like Zia fries
Points of Concern
- Takeout orders often ready well after quoted times; communicate buffer when possible
- Service can stall during peak and game nights resulting in long ticket times
- Occasional underbaked or lukewarm pies reported, especially on delivery
- Review patterns show signs of potential manipulation (staff name repetition, marketing language) which may not reflect typical diner experience
Service & Dining Experience
Service StyleTable Service
Average Cost$36-48 per person
ReservationsRecommended
What to Order
- Choose dine-in for crisp crust; pair Colony with a Caesar to balance richness
- For vegan diners, Artie Bucco or Seoul Mate; add Brussels Sprout Salad for variety
Perfect For
- Pre- or post-game pizza with friends
- Casual date night with creative comfort food
- Office lunches and group shares off-peak
- Family dinner where everyone finds something familiar
Location Insights
Area: Up-and-coming waterfront district with stadium crowds, young professionals, and pre-game energy.
Safety: Generally safe, high foot traffic, well-lit around game days and evenings.
Nearby: Near Nationals Park and waterfront parks; mix of restaurants, bars, apartments, and offices.
Navy YardThe Navy Yard neighborhood offers a vibrant dining scene with a mix of casual eateries, trendy restaurants, and bars. It is popular for its lively atmosphere, especially on game days, and appeals to those seeking contemporary urban living with waterfront views.
Practical Information
Opening Hours
Monday11:00–22:00
Tuesday11:00–22:00
Wednesday11:00–22:00
Thursday11:00–22:00
Friday11:00–23:00
Saturday11:00–23:00
Sunday11:00–22:00
Available: Reservations, Delivery, Takeout, Outdoor seating
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