Seemor
Cafeteria Piraña
Carrer Madrid, 18, 07829 Sant Agustí des Vedrà, Illes Balears, Spain
· Tapas bar, Coffee shop
· 4.4/5 Google (938 reviews)
Reservations · Takeout · Outdoor seating
Lively local tapas-cafe hybrid with bargain pizzas, burgers, and seafood; great prices but service can be very slow at peak times.
Restaurant Summary
The room buzzes with local energy: families, neighbors, and beachgoers squeezing into a small space that fills after 9pm. Service swings from friendly to frazzled as the rush hits—one diner noted, "we waited ages, but the vibe stayed upbeat." Expect a lively, no-frills scene with outdoor shade and the hum of a neighborhood spot. The cooking leans classic Spanish-cafe: tapas like octopus, simple grills, pizzas, and burgers. When it lands, seafood tastes fresh and burgers impress; portions feel generous and affordable by Ibiza standards. On off nights, dishes can be inconsistent, especially during peak rush, so early visits reward diners seeking the best value experience. Families are well served. There is a kids menu with spaghetti, chicken nuggets, chicken breast with sides, and easy-win pizzas and burgers. Even picky eaters can find something straightforward, though waits may test patience at peak times—consider going earlier for a smoother family meal.
At a Glance
- Excellent value for Ibiza with generous portions
- Lively local vibe that feels authentic to the neighborhood
- Peak-time service delays of 45–90 minutes reported
- Inconsistency between great and mediocre plates
- Indoor heat noted; prefer shaded outdoor tables in warm months
What Sets It Apart
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What People Love
- Feeling part of a local crowd
- Seafood and octopus when fresh
- Big portions without Ibiza price shock
- Simple comfort items like burgers and pizzas
Points of Concern
- Service can be very slow at peak; several reports over 60 minutes for food
- Occasional rudeness or poor complaint handling reported by a minority
- Food quality varies when slammed; some dry or undercooked items mentioned
- Pricing is good overall, but premium tapas (octopus) push higher spend
Service & Dining Experience
Service StyleTable Service
Average Cost€22-35 per person
ReservationsRecommended
What to Order
- For kids: spaghetti with tomato or chicken fingers and chips
- Value combo: Margherita pizza (€9.5) plus croquetas (€12) to share
- Seafood lovers: split octopus (€21) and a light salad (€7-10)
Perfect For
- Casual post-beach dinner
- Budget-conscious groups wanting hearty plates
- Families needing kid-friendly options
- Locals and visitors seeking a lively neighborhood spot
Location Insights
Area: Beach-adjacent mixed resort-residential zone popular with holidaymakers and locals; casual, lively, late hours in season.
Safety: Generally safe tourist area with steady foot traffic; occasional rowdy moments typical of Ibiza resort strips.
Nearby: Near seaside apartments, bars, and beach access in Cala de Bou; convenient for casual meals and drinks.
Practical Information
Opening Hours
Monday09:00–17:00
Tuesday
Wednesday09:00–17:00
Thursday09:00–17:00
Friday09:00–17:00
Saturday09:00–17:00
Sunday09:00–17:00
Available: Reservations, Takeout, Outdoor seating
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