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Stoned PizzaBWorth Trying
235 E 4th St, New York, NY 10009
· Pizza restaurant
· 4.5/5 Google (992 reviews)
Reservations · Delivery · Takeout
A high-energy, cannabis-infused, all-you-can-eat pizza experience with great knots and wings, but reservations, customer service, and infusion potency consistency are frequent pain points.
Why it gets a B for overall quality
Stoned Pizza delivers a lively, music-driven experience with standout food quality in appetizers like garlic knots and wings, but inconsistent execution across visits—particularly in infusion potency, reservation reliability, and service pacing—prevents a higher grade. The speakeasy concept and AYCE format create genuine destination appeal for adult diners seeking novelty, yet friction at entry and operational gaps suggest this works best for those prioritizing vibe over flawless service.
Restaurant Summary
Hidden behind an unmarked door, the room feels warm and buzzing once you are in: dim lights, 90s hip-hop, and servers pacing out courses. A guest summed it up as, "The knots and wings hit, the music made the night." However, expect friction at the door and spotty communication—several diners reported unanswered texts and late or canceled reservations. The cooking leans creative and cannabis-forward rather than classic pizzeria comfort. Garlic knots and wings get the most love, while the thick, grandma-style pie divides fans. The culinary approach leans contemporary infusion: courses and drinks are infused, upsells appear, and the vibe is more experience than purist pizza temple. If your priority is infusion effects, feedback is mixed—some floated home, others felt little. For families, this is adult-oriented. Smoking is allowed indoors and most items are infused by default. Kids would find familiar foods like pizza and knots, but the environment and menu design are not geared to children; non-infused requests may be possible, yet this is best reserved for grown-up outings.
At a Glance
- Lively, music-driven vibe with attentive pacing inside
- Garlic knots and wings are crowd favorites
- Door access, reservations, and refunds are inconsistent
- Infusion potency varies widely among guests
- Creative/fusion menu - not traditional comfort food
What Sets It Apart
- cannabis_infused_ayce_experience
- smoke_permitted_indoors
- speakeasy_style_entrance
What People Love
- Being able to smoke while dining
- Knots and wings that overdeliver
- High-energy playlist and party feel
- The novelty of fully infused courses and drinks
Points of Concern
- Reservation and entry process can be confusing or delayed; some parties never seated
- Customer support via phone/text/email often unresponsive
- Infusion potency inconsistent; some heavy users report little effect
- Pricing is genuinely high for pizza; AYCE and infusion carry a premium
- Creative/fusion menu - not traditional comfort food
- Limited options for conservative palates or picky eaters
Service & Dining Experience
Service StyleTable Service
Average Cost$110-$140 per person
ReservationsRecommended
What to Order
- Start with Knots - 6 for $15 and Wings - 6 for $12.50 to gauge flavor before committing to more courses
- For dessert value, Gelato 3 Scoops at $10 beats the $25 pint unless taking home
Perfect For
- Birthday groups seeking a cannabis-centric night
- Friends who want an all-you-can-eat experience
- Outings where music and vibe matter more than classic pizza
- Adventurous diners curious about infused dining
Location Insights
Area: Trendy, nightlife-heavy East Village block with mixed bars, eateries, and late-night foot traffic; skews young and social.
Safety: Generally busy and safe by Manhattan standards; dim, unmarked entrance may feel uneasy to some at night.
Nearby: Near other casual restaurants, music bars, and NYU-adjacent crowds; destination for evening outings.
East VillageThe East Village offers a diverse dining scene ranging from casual eateries and ethnic restaurants to trendy bars and upscale dining. It is known for its energetic nightlife, creative community, and a mix of old-school establishments alongside new, innovative spots.
Alphabet CityAlphabet City, part of the East Village, is known for its gritty yet trendy vibe, with a concentration of dive bars, music venues, and affordable dining options that attract a younger, artsy crowd.
Practical Information
Opening Hours
Monday07:00–21:30
Tuesday07:00–21:30
Wednesday
Thursday07:00–21:30
Friday16:00–00:30
Saturday13:00–00:30
Sunday13:00–21:30
Available: Reservations, Delivery, Takeout
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