Seemor
The Red Cafe
Travessia Miramar, 8, 07820 Sant Antoni de Portmany, Illes Balears, Spain
· Bar & grill, Bar
· 4.6/5 Google (849 reviews)
Reservations · Takeout · Outdoor seating
Casual hotel-side bar and grill with broad, affordable crowd-pleasers and fast, friendly service most nights, but occasional slow or disorganized service at busy times.
Restaurant Summary
Right on the San Antonio Strip facing the square and harbor, The Red Cafe feels warm and bustling with sports on screens and steady foot traffic. Reviewers praise the friendly team by name—“service with a smile and quick plates”—though a few recount slow or missed orders at peak times. Prices are called good value for the location. The cooking leans broad and comforting rather than fancy: burgers and steaks, seafood paella for two, and global crowd-pleasers like Thai curry or katsu chicken. It is reliable casual fare where steaks and paella win frequent shout-outs, with an occasional miss (a lackluster chicken burger or forgettable dessert). Expect straightforward flavors, quick turnaround on quieter nights, and no-nonsense portions. Families fare well here: pancakes, pasta, burgers, and nuggets are kid-friendly staples. There is also a vegan burger and tofu options for mixed groups. Paella requires two people and bumps the bill, so for kids or light eaters consider burgers or pasta instead.
At a Glance
- Friendly, quick service most visits with named staff shout-outs
- Broad comfort menu with good value pricing for the Strip
- Service can be slow or disorganized at busy times
- Paella priced per person with two-person minimum increases spend
- Kid-friendly choices across breakfast and mains
What Sets It Apart
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- all-day_menu_with_breakfast
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What People Love
- Feel-good service from familiar staff
- Reliable burgers and steaks
- Seafood paella and sangria duo
- Central terrace by the square
Points of Concern
- Occasional long waits or missed orders reported during peak times
- Paella minimum for two raises cost for solo diners
- One allergy cross-contamination concern reported despite overall positive notes
- Review patterns show signs of potential manipulation (staff name repetition, marketing language) which may not reflect typical diner experience
Service & Dining Experience
Service StyleTable Service
Average Cost€24-36 per person
ReservationsRecommended
What to Order
- Share paella with sangria for best value
- For kids, choose pasta or Classic Cheese burger
- Budget brunch: English Breakfast (€8.90) or pancakes (€6.90)
Perfect For
- Casual dinner before a night out
- Group meetups near the harbor
- Families seeking easy kid options
- Quick lunch after the beach
Location Insights
Area: Central San Antonio near Egg roundabout and harbor; lively tourist strip with beach access and nightlife.
Safety: Busy tourist zone with heavy foot traffic; generally safe but crowded at peak times.
Nearby: Steps from the harbor, plazas with sports screens, hotels including The Red Hotel, bars and cafes clustered.
Practical Information
Opening Hours
Monday09:00–23:00
Tuesday09:00–23:00
Wednesday09:00–23:00
Thursday09:00–23:00
Friday09:00–23:00
Saturday09:00–23:00
Sunday09:00–23:00
Available: Reservations, Takeout, Outdoor seating
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