Delivery · Takeout · Outdoor seating
Lively Tex-Mex burrito bar with generous portions, a full bar, and a patio; tasty bowls and fish tacos shine, but service and order accuracy can be inconsistent, especially for delivery.
Illegal Pete's delivers reliable casual dining with solid food quality highlighted by generous portions, crispy fish tacos, and strong value versus chains. The lively patio with good people-watching and upbeat bar scene create genuine neighborhood appeal. However, inconsistent execution—missing items, cold food, and assembly errors— and variable counter staff attitudes prevent this from reaching higher ground, making it a dependable choice for casual meals and drinks rather than a destination.
The Colfax outpost delivers a lively burrito-and-bar scene with a big patio and plenty of people-watching. Expect a line that moves, upbeat music, and bartenders who pour with a smile. One guest summed it up: "A better version of the big chains with generous portions." The room feels fun and high-energy rather than formal, and the patio adds easygoing hangout vibes. The cooking leans classic build-your-own Tex-Mex: bowls, burritos, tacos, and nachos, boosted by add-ins like crispy potatoes and rich barbacoa. Fried fish tacos get frequent love for light, crisp batter, and many call the value strong versus competitors. It is not avant-garde; it is comfort-driven and customizable, ideal for quick meals, pre-show bites, and casual drinks. For families, it is quite friendly. There is a kid-size option, plus simple tacos, quesadillas, rice, beans, and mild salsas that most kids will eat. If you have picky eaters, steer toward bowls with plain rice, beans, cheese, and mild salsa; adventurous kids might enjoy the fish tacos or potatoes.
Area: Bustling Colfax corridor with bars, venues, and eclectic foot traffic; popular with locals and concertgoers.
Safety: Generally busy and well-trafficked; some reviewers note sketchy feel and caution about parking.
Nearby: Near bars, music venues, and residential streets; hospital proximity noted by a reviewer.
Available: Delivery, Takeout, Outdoor seating
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