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Chubbies PolancoB-?Proceed Cautiously
Lago Andromaco 17, Granada, Miguel Hidalgo, 11529 Ciudad de México, CDMX, Mexico
· Hamburger restaurant
· 4.8/5 Google (1351 reviews)
Delivery · Takeout · Outdoor seating
Big, flavorful smashburgers with picnic-style seating and shakes; great when hot and quick, but long waits and cold orders are common during rush and delivery.
Why it gets a B-? for overall quality
⚠️ Review concerns: This assessment reflects moderate uncertainty due to questionable review patterns. See details in Authenticity Assessment. Chubbies Polanco delivers solid burger quality with generous portions and flavorful smashburgers when served hot, but inconsistent execution between peak and off-peak hours and frequent long waits (40-90 minutes) with temperature concerns limit its appeal. The casual outdoor setting suits post-game cravings and families seeking straightforward comfort food, though review authenticity patterns create moderate uncertainty in assessing overall reliability.
Restaurant Summary
Out by the sports courts, Chubbies Polanco runs on picnic-style energy: order at the window, grab a shared table, and wait for smashburgers stacked with American cheese and bacon jam. When it hits right, diners rave that it is big, juicy, and satisfying. However, there are some review authenticity concerns - some review patterns are consistent with solicited or influenced feedback. The cooking leans classic smashburger—no-frills patties, melted cheese, and saucy fries—more comfort than couture. It suits hungry appetites and post-game cravings; doubles can be a commitment. Execution matters: off-peak turns out hot, gooey results, while rush hours and delivery can mean long waits and colder food. Families do well here: straightforward burgers, fries, and shakes are kid-friendly staples. No kids menu noted, but singles and sencillos work for smaller appetites. If someone avoids onions, clarify that the bacon jam includes onion. Seating is outside and basic, so very young kids may be happier with quick eats or takeaway.
At a Glance
- Big, flavorful smashburgers with generous portions
- Casual outdoor vibe near sports courts
- Waits can exceed 40-90 minutes during rush and delivery
- Temperature inconsistency; items sometimes arrive lukewarm or cold
- Creative/fusion menu - not traditional comfort food
What Sets It Apart
- large_smash_patties
- picnic_style_setting
- bacon_jam_signature
What People Love
- Juicy smash patties with melted American cheese
- Filling doubles that satisfy big appetites
- Simple, craveable flavors without fuss
- Outdoor picnic seating when weather cooperates
Points of Concern
- Peak-hour waits are frequently long and can lead to cold food
- Operational hiccups: missed items, ticket mix-ups, and delivery prioritization reports
- Basic seating can be hot at midday and sometimes needs cleaning attention
- Review patterns are consistent with potential coordination (very high five-star share, one report of staff pressure) which may not reflect typical diner experience
- For comfort-food focus, limited options for conservative palates or picky eaters is unlikely; main constraint is customization (e.g., onions in bacon jam)
Service & Dining Experience
Service StyleCounter With Seating
Average CostMXN 230-380 per person
ReservationsNot required
What to Order
- Pair a Cheeseburger (MXN 92) with Original Fries (MXN 67) for value
- If adding extras, bacon jam (MXN 45) boosts flavor; order sauces on the side
Perfect For
- Post-game burger and fries with friends
- Quick solo lunch off-peak
- Casual family bite outdoors
- Takeaway when you want a hearty burger
Location Insights
Area: Mixed-use commercial and residential near Polanco; sports courts and casual outdoor spaces attract locals and office workers.
Safety: Generally safe, active foot traffic; daytime is busy and well lit, evenings remain reasonably safe.
Nearby: Adjacent to padel/soccer courts; near malls and offices; public parking lots nearby per reviews.
PolancoPolanco offers a sophisticated dining scene with a mix of gourmet restaurants, trendy casual eateries, and international cuisine. The area is vibrant yet polished, catering to upscale tastes while also supporting popular fast-casual spots that appeal to younger crowds and families.
GranadaGranada is a sub-area within Polanco characterized by contemporary residential buildings, office spaces, and a growing number of casual dining options. It has a lively but comfortable atmosphere, popular for outdoor seating and social dining.
Practical Information
Opening Hours
Monday12:30–21:30
Tuesday12:30–21:30
Wednesday12:30–21:30
Thursday12:30–21:30
Friday12:30–23:30
Saturday12:30–23:30
Sunday12:30–21:30
Available: Delivery, Takeout, Outdoor seating
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