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Cheese & Crack Snack ShopB-Worth Trying
22 SE 28th Ave, Portland, OR 97214
· Ice cream shop, Cafe, Cheese shop
· 4.6/5 Google (914 reviews)
Takeout
Creative soft serve and curated cheese plates in a tiny, lively spot; excellent value for cones, mixed views on sundaes and cheese boards, with crowding and occasional stock-outs.
Why it gets a B- for overall quality
Cheese & Crack delivers solid snack bar execution anchored by strong food quality—particularly the beloved $4 cones with creamy texture and playful toppings. However, inconsistent execution on sundaes and cheese boards, combined with recurring stock-outs and tight cramped seating, prevents a higher grade. It's a fun neighborhood destination for cone lovers, but operational reliability and space constraints keep it from competing with the area's more polished dessert spots.
Restaurant Summary
This tiny Portland spot feels fun and bustling, with lines that usually move quickly and a staff that keeps the counter humming. Expect big portions and playful touches like chocolate cowboy hats and torched marshmallow. One diner put it simply: "Cone under five bucks and a hit of malt dust made my night." Do note that stock can run out and parking can be a hassle at peak times. The cooking leans elevated snack bar: soft serve with clever toppings, ganache-filled cones, and curated cheese plates. It is more comfort-with-a-twist than culinary theater, perfect when you want something sweet and satisfying without a full sit-down meal. Cones get the most consistent raves; sundaes and boards draw mixed notes on richness and value. For families, this is a solid stop: kids gravitate to the $4 cones, dusts, and the whimsical hats. Portions can be huge for small appetites, and dairy dominates the menu. There is at least one vegan, gluten-free cookie, but dairy-free dessert options are otherwise limited, so plan accordingly.
At a Glance
- $4 cones are a standout value with creamy texture and fun dust options
- Lively, cute atmosphere with outdoor seating
- Stock-outs (cheese plates, toppings) and hour changes announced via Instagram frustrate some guests
- Tight space and scarce parking lead to lines and crowding
- Sundaes and cheese boards have mixed value and flavor feedback
What Sets It Apart
- chocolate_ganache_filled_cones
- housemade_butter_crackers
- playful_cowboy_chocolate_hats
What People Love
- Playful cones with chocolate ganache in the bottom
- Toasted marshmallow on the signature sundae
- Large portions that feel generous
- Seasonal specials that keep things fresh
- Housemade crackers and curated cheeses
Points of Concern
- Stock-outs at peak times (cheese plates, toppings) lead to disappointment and long lines
- Communication about hours and specials lives on Instagram, which some cannot access
- Sundaes can be too rich or under-flavored for some; construction puts chocolate at the bottom
- Parking is limited and space is tight, causing crowding at rush times
- Review patterns are consistent with potential coordination (not detected here); current data suggests organic variety
Service & Dining Experience
Service StyleCounter With Seating
Average Cost$18-32 per person
ReservationsNot required
What to Order
- Go for the $4 cone with a dust for best value
- Split sundaes due to large portions
- Confirm cheese plate availability before committing during peak times
Perfect For
- After-dinner dessert run
- Casual date with a playful treat
- Weekend stroll stop-in
- Sharing a snack plate and a sundae
Location Insights
Area: Trendy inner eastside block with indie eateries, bars, and foot traffic; popular night-out corridor.
Safety: Generally safe, busy, and well-lit with typical urban bustle; occasional congestion around peak hours.
Nearby: Near other dessert shops and bars; close to Burnside and Laurelhurst, drawing locals and visitors.
Hosford-AbernethyHosford-Abernethy is a dynamic neighborhood with a strong local identity, featuring a mix of historic homes and modern developments. The dining scene is diverse, with many casual eateries, cafes, and bars that emphasize local ingredients and innovative menus, attracting a crowd that values quality and uniqueness in a relaxed setting.
Practical Information
Opening Hours
Monday15:00–22:00
Tuesday15:00–22:00
Wednesday15:00–22:00
Thursday15:00–22:00
Friday15:00–22:00
Saturday12:00–22:00
Sunday12:00–22:00
Available: Takeout
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