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Crooked BilletC+

84 Upper Clapton Rd, London E5 9JP · Pub, Beer garden · Upper Clapton

Large Clapton pub with a standout beer garden, solid drinks, and mixed but improving kitchen; go for the space and atmosphere, manage expectations on food and speed at busy times.

Why this grade

Crooked Billet delivers a destination-worthy beer garden experience with excellent outdoor space and seating comfort, making it a solid neighborhood gathering spot. However, food quality shows meaningful variability across kitchen shifts, and inconsistent execution on roasts and mains prevents a higher grade. Best enjoyed for drinks, atmosphere, and social occasions rather than as a reliable dining destination.

One caveat: Roasts and some mains are inconsistent (undercooked or lacking components in several reports)

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Opening Hours

Monday11:00–23:00 Tuesday11:00–23:00 Wednesday11:00–23:00 Thursday11:00–00:00 Friday11:00–00:00 Saturday11:00–00:00 Sunday11:00–23:00
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