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Naughty PigletsB+
28 Brixton Water Ln, London SW2 1PE
· Bistro, Restaurant
· Lambeth
Inventive chef-residency bistro with excellent flavors and natural wines, but expect small portions, tight seating, and a higher bill for the experience.
Why this grade
Naughty Piglets delivers inventive, flavor-driven cuisine with strong wine guidance and welcoming staff, earning solid neighborhood-restaurant standing. However, variable execution across visits, cramped seating, and small portions relative to pricing prevent grade A territory. Worth visiting for chef residencies and natural wine, but expect occasional off-nights and tight quarters.
One caveat: Portion sizes are notably small even by small-plate standards; value feels stretched to some diners
What to order here
- Natural wine pairings
- Lamb dishes (rack/skewers/offal)
- Devon Crab (with yuzu/peanut variations)
What stands out
- The thrill of a changing menu that stays fresh
- Engaged service that guides ordering and wine
- Lively neighborhood energy with kitchen theater
Opening Hours
Sunday
Monday
Tuesday18:00–23:00
Wednesday12:00–14:00, 18:00–23:00
Thursday12:00–14:00, 18:00–23:00
Friday09:00–14:00, 18:00–23:00
Saturday09:00–14:30, 18:00–23:00
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