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Troia SouthbankBWorth Trying
Unit 3F, County Hall, Belvedere Rd, London SE1 7GQ
· Greek restaurant, Mediterranean restaurant, Halal restaurant
· 4.4/5 Google (3246 reviews)
Delivery · Takeout · Outdoor seating
Crowd-pleasing Mediterranean spot by the London Eye with solid grills and fast-moving service, priced for the location and best when you pick the classics.
Why it gets a B for overall quality
Troia Southbank delivers solid neighborhood dining with reliable food quality anchored by well-executed grills, calamari, and fish and chips, but inconsistent execution and variable service attentiveness across shifts prevent higher performance. The excellent South Bank location and family-friendly menu make it a practical choice for riverside dining, though it lacks the culinary distinction or operational polish of grade A-grade establishments.
Restaurant Summary
A few steps off the river, Troia hums with lively, tourist-adjacent energy: families sliding into booths, birthday cakes appearing, and servers ferrying mezze and grills at a steady clip. One diner summed it up simply: "Perfect stop after the London Eye, quick and friendly." However, there are no major authenticity issues based on the sample, though reviews do note occasional uneven service and worn seating. The kitchen leans classic Mediterranean and Turkish rather than flashy, a comfort-first menu built on kebabs, mezze, fish and chips, and baklava. Pick well and you will eat nicely: adana with proper char, chicken shish that stays tender, calamari that is crisp, and a baklava many call a must. Pricing is a touch high but tracks with the location; think fair value if you stay with the reliable staples. Families are welcome, with plenty kids will actually eat: spaghetti pomodoro, burgers, chicken shish with rice, and ice cream. Portions on fish and chips skew large, while some kebabs benefit from adding a side. No explicit kids menu is shown, but the menu breadth suits picky eaters and adventurous ones alike.
At a Glance
- Prime South Bank location ideal before or after attractions
- Strong hits on grills, calamari, and fish and chips
- Service can be inconsistent at busy times (water, billing, missing items)
- Some wear-and-tear (seating, restroom) and occasional QC issues
- Creative/fusion menu - not traditional comfort food
What Sets It Apart
- steps_from_london_eye
- broad_mediterranean_menu
- halal_friendly_offering
- outdoor_shisha_option
What People Love
- Location near the river and attractions
- Tender kebabs with proper char
- Large, satisfying fish and chips
- Friendly servers who accommodate and keep things moving
Points of Concern
- Service variability: a minority report slow drink service, missing items, or curt interactions
- Quality control lapses: isolated cold dishes or undercooked steaks reported
- Facility upkeep: worn bench upholstery and a few restroom complaints
- Review patterns show signs of potential manipulation (some templated responses, enthusiastic language) which may not reflect every shift
Service & Dining Experience
Service StyleTable Service
Average Cost£46-58 per person
ReservationsNot required
What to Order
- Choose a grill (Adana or Chicken Shish) and add a salad for balance
- Share mezze (Humous, Imam Bayildi, Calamari) to start, then split a fish and chips if hungry
- Finish with Baklava or Cheesecake depending on sweetness preference
Perfect For
- Pre- or post-London Eye meal with family
- Casual group dinners or birthdays
- Mixed-diet groups needing halal-friendly and vegetarian options
- Quick sit-down after sightseeing
Location Insights
Area: High-footfall cultural riverside strip serving tourists and office workers; lively pre/post London Eye and Southbank Centre visits.
Safety: Busy, well-patrolled tourist zone with strong lighting and constant foot traffic; typical big-city pickpocket caution applies.
Nearby: Steps from the London Eye, County Hall, Westminster Bridge, and St Thomas Hospital; heavy pedestrian flow and group dining demand.
LambethA central London neighborhood characterized by its proximity to major cultural venues, government offices, and riverside attractions. The dining scene is diverse, catering to professionals, tourists, and cultural visitors.
County Hall PrecinctAn administrative and cultural hub adjacent to the Thames, featuring institutional buildings and high-end dining options for professionals and visitors.
Practical Information
Opening Hours
Monday11:30–22:30
Tuesday11:30–22:30
Wednesday11:30–22:30
Thursday11:30–22:30
Friday11:30–22:30
Saturday11:30–22:30
Sunday11:30–22:30
Available: Delivery, Takeout, Outdoor seating
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