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Taberna La PatosaA

C. del Humilladero, 3, Centro, 28005 Madrid, Spain · Tavern, Bar & grill, Wine bar · La Latina

A cozy La Latina tavern with warmly attentive service, standout eggplant and bravas, good wines, and fair prices; small space can be crowded and noisy.

Our take

Taberna La Patosa exemplifies grade A standards through exceptional service attentiveness and standout food quality, particularly its celebrated eggplant with honey and house bravas. Knowledgeable wine guidance and fair pricing elevate the experience beyond typical tapas bars, while strong repeat-visit loyalty and consistent praise across years demonstrate reliable execution. Space constraints and occasional pacing issues prevent higher distinction, but this authentic La Latina gem ranks among the region's finest casual dining destinations.

In more detail

The room feels warm and bustling, a compact La Latina tavern where staff greet you with a smile and a taste of wine. A guest raved that the eggplant with honey was "a knockout," while another praised the genuinely welcoming service that made them feel like a regular. Cooking skews classic Madrid with care: bravas with character, creamy salmorejo, quality charcuterie, and meatballs in Albariño sauce. It is elevated traditional tapas rather than showy fusion, with thoughtful wine and vermouth picks guiding the meal. For families, the menu has true kid pleasers like the chicken schnitzel, meatballs, sandwiches, and potatoes, plus simple desserts around €5-6. Space is tight and it gets lively at peak hours, so strollers may be tricky, but food choices are friendly for most kids.

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Location Insights

Area vibe: Historic La Latina with lively tapas crawl energy; attracts locals and visitors, relaxed yet bustling.

Safety: Generally safe, busy streets and good foot traffic; typical weekend crowds.

What's nearby: Near Cava Baja and Mercado de la Cebada; dense bar cluster, popular for vermouth and tapas hopping.

Frequently asked

What should I order at Taberna La Patosa?

Go for the tempura eggplant with molasses honey and the Patatosas, then choose the meatballs or schnitzel and a simple cheesecake for dessert.

What should I know before going to Taberna La Patosa?

It’s a small, bustling La Latina tavern with limited parking, likely standing at peaks, and tapas-sized portions best shared.

Opening Hours

Monday Tuesday18:30–00:30 Wednesday18:30–00:30 Thursday18:30–01:00 Friday12:30–01:30 Saturday12:30–01:30 Sunday12:30–18:30
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