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Emmy Squared Pizza: Upper East SideBWorth Trying
1426 3rd Ave, New York, NY 10028
· Pizza restaurant, Hamburger restaurant, Pizza delivery
· 4.4/5 Google (635 reviews)
Reservations · Delivery · Takeout · Outdoor seating
Destination for Detroit-style pies and a cult-favorite burger, with lively service and big portions, but delivery delays and occasional execution lapses mean dine-in is safest.
Why it gets a B for overall quality
Emmy Squared Pizza delivers excellent Detroit-style pizza with that signature crispy caramelized edge and genuinely attentive service from staff and management that makes dine-in visits memorable. However, quality varies noticeably—particularly with delivery delays and order accuracy issues—and a few serious safety incidents create hesitation. Best experienced as a neighborhood spot for dine-in pizza rather than relied upon for off-premise orders.
Restaurant Summary
This UES outpost delivers Detroit-style squares with that coveted crackly cheese edge and a neighborhood buzz that feels warm and lively. Servers and managers often check in without hovering—one diner said service "made the night"—though a few visits saw slower acknowledgment when the room was busy. Overall it reads like a welcoming spot where locals bring friends to share hearty pies and a round at the bar. The cooking leans elevated comfort rather than culinary theater: rich, saucy squares like MVP and honey-kissed pepperoni, plus the Le Big Matt burger with waffle fries. Portions are generous and the crispy edge keeps fans coming back. Sides divide opinion—mozz sticks and wings get love and pushback—and delivery can stumble, so the best expression of the food is dine-in while it is hot. Families show up in force. The menu is naturally kid-friendly with pizza, fries, and simple salads; no explicit kids menu noted, but sharing works well. For sensitive diets, confirm gluten-free orders in person due to app-related mix-ups mentioned by reviewers, and keep expectations realistic for highly picky eaters when toppings get spicier or sweeter.
At a Glance
- Crispy caramelized Detroit-style crust with crowd-pleasing toppings
- Friendly, attentive staff and managers with helpful recommendations
- Delivery delays and order accuracy issues are common
- A few serious safety/quality incidents reported for off-premise orders
- Dine-in recommended for best temperature and texture
What Sets It Apart
- detroit_caramelized_edge_crust
- cult_favorite_burger
- neighborhood_family_energy
What People Love
- That crackly, caramelized cheese edge
- Generous portions that satisfy
- Pepperoni plus hot honey flavor combo
- Warm, check-in style hospitality
Points of Concern
- Delivery can run 60-120 minutes with missed items reported
- Occasional overcooked or undercooked items and wrong builds
- A few safety red flags via delivery apps (GF mix-ups, foreign-object allegation)
- Review patterns show signs of potential manipulation (staff name repetition, polished praise) which may not reflect typical diner experience
Service & Dining Experience
Service StyleTable Service
Average Cost$38-55 per person
ReservationsRecommended
What to Order
- Share one Detroit pie plus fries and a salad for two; add hot honey on the side if you like sweet heat
- If sensitive to gluten, confirm GF crust and prep with staff in person
Perfect For
- Sharing pies and fries with friends
- Casual family dinners
- Burger-and-beer nights at the bar
- Pre- or post-museum bites
Location Insights
Area: Upscale residential corridor with steady family traffic and neighborhood regulars; casual dining mixed with boutiques.
Safety: Well-trafficked and well-lit; generally safe with strong evening foot traffic.
Nearby: Near museums and Park Ave side streets; attracts pre- and post-visit diners and local families.
Upper East SideThe dining scene is characterized by a blend of classic New York eateries, upscale restaurants, and casual cafes catering to a well-heeled clientele. The atmosphere is generally refined and family-friendly, with a focus on quality and tradition rather than trendiness.
Lenox HillLenox Hill is known for its proximity to major medical centers and a quieter, more residential feel compared to other parts of the Upper East Side. Dining options here include a mix of casual and upscale venues, often frequented by hospital staff and local residents.
Practical Information
Opening Hours
Monday11:00–22:00
Tuesday11:00–22:00
Wednesday11:00–22:00
Thursday11:00–22:00
Friday11:00–23:00
Saturday11:00–23:00
Sunday11:00–22:00
Available: Reservations, Delivery, Takeout, Outdoor seating
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