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Stoned PizzaB

235 E 4th St, New York, NY 10009 · Pizza restaurant · Alphabet City

A high-energy, cannabis-infused, all-you-can-eat pizza experience with great knots and wings, but reservations, customer service, and infusion potency consistency are frequent pain points.

Why this grade

Stoned Pizza delivers a lively, music-driven experience with standout food quality in appetizers like garlic knots and wings, but inconsistent execution across visits—particularly in infusion potency, reservation reliability, and service pacing—prevents a higher grade. The speakeasy concept and AYCE format create genuine destination appeal for adult diners seeking novelty, yet friction at entry and operational gaps suggest this works best for those prioritizing vibe over flawless service.

One caveat: Reservation and entry process can be confusing or delayed; some parties never seated

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Opening Hours

Monday07:00–21:30 Tuesday07:00–21:30 Wednesday Thursday07:00–21:30 Friday16:00–00:30 Saturday13:00–00:30 Sunday13:00–21:30
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