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Mangez et cassez-vousC+Worth Trying
64 Rue Alexandre Dumas, 75011 Paris, France
· Hamburger restaurant, Restaurant
· 4.5/5 Google (3139 reviews)
Takeout
Ultra-budget burgers and fries served lightning fast; great for a cheap, quick bite, but quality and delivery consistency vary and upsell confusion occurs.
Why it gets a C+ for overall quality
Mangez et cassez-vous delivers exceptional value and speed in a no-frills format, but below-average food quality and inconsistent execution—particularly with delivery orders arriving cold or overcooked—prevent a higher grade. The cramped, uncomfortable space further limits appeal beyond its core strength: ultra-cheap, fast burgers and fries for budget-conscious diners seeking convenience over culinary experience.
Restaurant Summary
This tiny counter spot churns out burgers and fries at breakneck speed, the kind of place where the line moves and the total barely dents your wallet. Expect a lively, cramped space, quick handoffs, and soft buns with simple toppings. One diner summed it up as, "Good for the price and unbelievably fast," while another flagged the flip side: great fries, basic burgers. The cooking sticks to straightforward fast-food comfort: thin beef patties, house or cheese sauces, and fries that many call the star. The culinary approach leans classic and no-frills: it is about speed and value, not chef-y theatrics. In-store meals fare better; delivery can be hit-or-miss with reports of cold or overcooked items. Watch for add-ons at the till so your cheap treat stays cheap. Families on a budget will appreciate the simplicity and price. Kids can handle a plain burger, frites nature or cheddar fries, and a €1.50 dessert. Note: there is no true vegetarian patty, and requests may result in a bun with lettuce-only, so plant-focused families should plan accordingly.
At a Glance
- Shockingly low prices (burger €3.60, fries from €1.40) with fast turnaround
- Fries are a standout; buns often praised as soft
- Delivery orders frequently arrive cold or overcooked
- Reports of extras charged without clear consent; confirm add-ons
- No true vegetarian burger option; requests may not be accommodated
What Sets It Apart
- ultra_low_price_point
- sub_one_minute_ticket_times
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What People Love
- Ultra-affordable totals for a filling meal
- Lightning-fast service
- Crispy fries with indulgent toppings
- Straightforward, customizable add-ons
Points of Concern
- Quality variability, especially via delivery; manage expectations
- Upsell or add-on charges reported without clear disclosure
- Very limited seating; expect to take away at busy times
- Vegetarians face minimal accommodation; no true veggie patty
Service & Dining Experience
Service StyleCounter With Seating
Average Cost€7-10 per person
ReservationsNot required
What to Order
- Build a combo: Burger (€3.60) + Frites nature (€1.40) + Crème brûlée (€1.50) ≈ €6.50; add cheese or bacon (+€0.90 each) if you want more heft
Perfect For
- A quick, cheap bite between metro stops
- Students on a tight budget
- Solo diners who value speed over ambiance
- Late-day snack run for fries and dessert
Location Insights
Area: Lively residential-casual area with local shops and everyday eateries; attracts students and budget diners.
Safety: Generally safe, busy streets with steady foot traffic; typical urban vigilance advised.
Nearby: Near Rue Alexandre Dumas corridor; close to Metro lines 1 and 8 per reviews, parks and neighborhood cafes nearby.
OberkampfOberkampf is renowned for its bustling bars, casual bistros, and trendy restaurants, attracting a crowd that appreciates a lively, informal dining atmosphere. The area combines a bohemian vibe with a strong local community feel, making it popular for both casual meals and nightlife.
Practical Information
Opening Hours
Monday11:30–15:00, 07:00–22:00
Tuesday11:30–15:00, 07:00–22:00
Wednesday11:30–15:00, 07:00–22:00
Thursday11:30–15:00, 07:00–22:00
Friday11:30–15:00, 07:00–22:00
Saturday11:30–15:00, 07:00–22:00
Sunday
Available: Takeout
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