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Real MadridB+Worth Trying
2075 Forest Ave, Staten Island, NY 10303
· Spanish restaurant
· 4.4/5 Google (949 reviews)
Reservations · Delivery · Takeout
Old-school Spanish spot with generous seafood and steak, lively sangria, and loyal regulars; some reports of inconsistency and dated space.
Why it gets a B+ for overall quality
Real Madrid delivers solid neighborhood dining through strong food quality anchored by seafood and steaks, paired with attentive, welcoming service. However, consistency shows occasional quality variation—recent reports of bland or off-flavored dishes prevent a higher grade—while the dated decor and aging bathrooms limit appeal beyond its loyal cross-borough following. A reliable choice for groups seeking generous portions and easygoing sangria service rather than culinary distinction.
Restaurant Summary
Inside this Forest Ave standby, the room feels warm and comfortable rather than flashy, with pitchers of sangria and servers who guide first-timers. One diner raved that a pork chop was the best piece of meat they have had, while others praised generous paellas for sharing. The cooking leans classic Spanish with Portuguese touches—think garlic-forward shrimp, mariscada in green sauce, and sturdy steaks. This is hearty, old-school fare where portions are large and flavors are familiar; ideal for groups who want to split big plates and enjoy easygoing service over sangria rather than culinary fireworks. For families, the menu has plenty kids will eat—fried calamari, grilled shrimp, simple steaks, and mild soups. There is no listed kids menu, but portions are very shareable, so ordering a couple of mains and sides usually covers the table.
At a Glance
- Huge portions and shareable paellas deliver strong value
- Sangria and classic garlic sauces are crowd-pleasers
- Loyal regulars over decades signal reliability
- Occasional reports of off seafood or bland dishes
- Old-school decor with dated bathrooms and bar
What Sets It Apart
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What People Love
- Abundant seafood in paellas and mariscada
- Garlic shrimp and octopus starters
- Well-cooked steaks and pork chops
- Pitchers of balanced red sangria
- Friendly, attentive servers
Points of Concern
- Isolated seafood freshness complaints (bad clams) and one illness mention; monitor if sensitive
- A few diners found dishes bland or not as authentic as expected
- Space feels dated; bathroom and bar updates suggested by some
- Pricing is real-restaurant level with seafood premiums; share plates to keep costs balanced
Service & Dining Experience
Service StyleTable Service
Average Cost$55-$78 per person
ReservationsRecommended
What to Order
- Lean into shareables like paella and mariscada to maximize value
- Pair garlic-forward dishes with red sangria
- Choose grilled fish or steaks if you prefer simpler flavors
Perfect For
- Family celebrations with big appetites
- Groups splitting paella and sangria
- Casual date night with seafood and steak
- Locals seeking classic Spanish comfort dishes
Location Insights
Area: Mixed commercial corridor with local shops and auto-oriented traffic; draws families and groups.
Safety: Generally okay but utilitarian; one report noted unpleasant entrance odor; otherwise no systemic safety issues.
Nearby: Near retail plazas and residential blocks; easy car access; not a destination nightlife strip.
St. GeorgeSt. George is a waterfront neighborhood with a mix of residential and commercial spaces. The dining scene includes casual eateries, family-owned restaurants, and some ethnic cuisine options, catering mostly to locals and ferry commuters. The area is accessible and generally safe, with a community-oriented atmosphere.
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Practical Information
Opening Hours
Monday12:00–21:00
Tuesday12:00–21:00
Wednesday12:00–21:00
Thursday12:00–21:00
Friday12:00–22:00
Saturday12:00–22:00
Sunday12:00–21:00
Available: Reservations, Delivery, Takeout
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