Iconic Danforth cash-only spot for cheap, old-school burgers and souvlaki; great value but inconsistent quality and brusque service reported.
Square Boy delivers classic diner-meets-Greek grill comfort at exceptional value, earning its status as a Danforth institution with devoted regulars. However, quality swings from excellent to dry or mealy and inconsistent service tone prevent higher marks. The recent trend toward dryness and brusque interactions suggests the old-school charm is outpacing reliable execution—worth visiting for nostalgia and portions, but expect variability.
One caveat: Quality inconsistency: reports of dry chicken, mealy burger texture, and undercooked fries at times