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Holy CowB

2312 Mt Vernon Ave, Alexandria, VA 22301 · Hamburger restaurant · Del Ray

Creative build-your-own burgers with big portions and shakes; value is fair, but service inconsistency and fry quality fluctuations can dent the experience.

Why this grade

Holy Cow delivers solid casual burger dining with strong food quality—juicy patties and standout sides like onion rings and sweet potato waffle fries earn consistent praise. However, inconsistent execution on fries and variable service attention during busy periods prevent a higher grade. The appealing Del Ray location and generous portions make it a reliable neighborhood choice for burger fans, though recent service lapses suggest operational challenges worth monitoring.

The full picture

On Del Ray’s main strip, Holy Cow feels casual and lively—a counter-service burger shop where you build it your way and watch plates land fast. One diner summed it up: "Juicy patties with great char, and the onion rings stole the show." Energy swings with the playlist—some nights music gets loud—but families and neighbors keep the vibe friendly. The cooking leans classic American with a choose-your-own adventure twist. Angus patties, brioche buns, and a wild list of toppings and sauces mean you can go simple or fully loaded. When the line hums, fries and rings arrive crisp; when it drags, heat-lamp holding can soften them. Expect generous portions, solid shakes, and a menu that feels ingredient-focused rather than chefly theatrics. Families do well here: kids mac and cheese, plain burgers, hot dogs, and shareable shakes make it easy. Gluten-free buns and lettuce wraps help with sensitivities, and sweet potato waffle fries are kid catnip. If your crew prefers ultra-quiet rooms or white-tablecloth pacing, pick another spot; otherwise this is easygoing and kid-friendly for weeknights and casual weekends.

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Location Insights

Area vibe: Leafy, walkable Del Ray main street with indie shops; family-friendly, neighborhood vibe with steady foot traffic.

Safety: Generally safe, well-lit corridor with active sidewalks; occasional busy periods but comfortable for families.

What's nearby: Near cafes, boutiques, and adjacent sister venues; small parking lot and street parking noted by reviewers.

Opening Hours

Monday11:00–21:00 Tuesday11:00–21:00 Wednesday11:00–21:00 Thursday11:00–22:00 Friday11:00–22:00 Saturday11:00–22:00 Sunday11:00–21:00
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