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Jimmy Valentine's Lonely Hearts ClubC-

1103 Bladensburg Rd NE, Washington, DC 20002 · Bar, Club, Dance club · Northeast

A dark, quirky late-night dive with DJs and inclusive vibes; great for dancing and strong drinks, but expect rough edges in cleanliness and occasional staff friction.

The verdict

Jimmy Valentine's Lonely Hearts Club delivers what it promises: strong pours, lively DJ nights, and genuine community warmth that keeps regulars returning for themed events and late-night energy. Bartender expertise and destination appeal for goth and EDM crowds are genuine strengths, but minimal food quality, cleanliness concerns, and cramped quarters prevent a higher grade. This is a bar-club first, food venue never—grade reflects that reality.

One caveat: Restroom odor and cleanliness reported by several guests

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Opening Hours

Monday20:00–02:00 Tuesday20:00–02:00 Wednesday20:00–02:00 Thursday20:00–02:00 Friday20:00–03:00 Saturday20:00–03:00 Sunday20:00–02:00
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