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Wiseguy PizzaB

202 M St SE, Washington, DC 20003 · Pizza restaurant

High-volume slice shop near Nats Park with creative toppings, quick counter service, and great late-night utility; dine-in shines, delivery has reliability gaps.

The verdict

Wiseguy Pizza delivers solid neighborhood pizza with strong food quality and appealing Navy Yard location, but inconsistent execution—particularly delivery reliability issues—prevents a higher grade. Walk-in and pickup experiences are dependable and quick, though app-based orders show spotty follow-through. Worth visiting if nearby or after events, especially for creative specialty slices and strong value.

About this restaurant

A bustling Navy Yard slice shop where the line moves fast and the pies keep flying, the room feels lively and casual without trying too hard. Staff are often quick and friendly, and one fan raved, "top three pizza for me—flavor really hit." However, on the fringes, delivery stories show spotty reliability with missing items or cold pies. The cooking leans creative slice shop more than purist pizzeria. Expect classic cheese and pepperoni alongside fusion-topped specialties like chicken paneer, Nashville hot chicken, and solid vegan pies. The culinary approach leans contemporary and playful: classic NY bones with smart, crowd-pleasing twists rather than fine-dining theatrics. For families, it is an easy win: cheese and pepperoni slices keep kids happy, while adventurous adults pick a specialty slice. Salads and garlic knots round things out. No kids menu needed here—the by-the-slice format lets everyone choose what they will actually eat.

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Location Insights

Area vibe: Lively waterfront district anchored by Nationals Park with offices, new apartments, and game-day crowds.

Safety: Generally safe, well-lit, and busy, especially on game days and weekends.

What's nearby: Steps from Nats Park; nearby bars, gelato, sushi, and riverfront promenade draw families and groups.

Opening Hours

Monday11:00–22:00 Tuesday11:00–22:00 Wednesday11:00–22:00 Thursday11:00–23:00 Friday11:00–04:00 Saturday11:00–04:00 Sunday11:00–22:00
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