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Wiseguy PizzaB

202 M St SE, Washington, DC 20003 · Pizza restaurant · Southeast

High-volume slice shop near Nats Park with creative toppings, quick counter service, and great late-night utility; dine-in shines, delivery has reliability gaps.

The verdict

Wiseguy Pizza delivers solid neighborhood pizza with strong food quality and appealing Navy Yard location, but inconsistent execution—particularly delivery reliability issues—prevents a higher grade. Walk-in and pickup experiences are dependable and quick, though app-based orders show spotty follow-through. Worth visiting if nearby or after events, especially for creative specialty slices and strong value.

One caveat: Delivery reliability mixed: reports of cold or wrong orders via third-party apps

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Opening Hours

Monday11:00–22:00 Tuesday11:00–22:00 Wednesday11:00–22:00 Thursday11:00–23:00 Friday11:00–04:00 Saturday11:00–04:00 Sunday11:00–22:00
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