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Illegal Pete's - Colfax
2001 E Colfax Ave, Denver, CO 80206
· Burrito restaurant, Delivery Restaurant, Mexican restaurant
· 4.5/5 Google (2704 reviews)
Delivery · Takeout · Outdoor seating
Lively Tex-Mex burrito bar with generous portions, a full bar, and a patio; tasty bowls and fish tacos shine, but service and order accuracy can be inconsistent, especially for delivery.
Restaurant Summary
The Colfax outpost delivers a lively burrito-and-bar scene with a big patio and plenty of people-watching. Expect a line that moves, upbeat music, and bartenders who pour with a smile. One guest summed it up: "A better version of the big chains with generous portions." The room feels fun and high-energy rather than formal, and the patio adds easygoing hangout vibes. The cooking leans classic build-your-own Tex-Mex: bowls, burritos, tacos, and nachos, boosted by add-ins like crispy potatoes and rich barbacoa. Fried fish tacos get frequent love for light, crisp batter, and many call the value strong versus competitors. It is not avant-garde; it is comfort-driven and customizable, ideal for quick meals, pre-show bites, and casual drinks. For families, it is quite friendly. There is a kid-size option, plus simple tacos, quesadillas, rice, beans, and mild salsas that most kids will eat. If you have picky eaters, steer toward bowls with plain rice, beans, cheese, and mild salsa; adventurous kids might enjoy the fish tacos or potatoes.
At a Glance
- Generous portions and solid value versus chains
- Lively bar and patio with good people-watching
- Order accuracy and assembly issues on pickup/delivery
- Counter staff attitude varies; some rude interactions reported
- Parking on Colfax can be difficult at peak times
What Sets It Apart
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What People Love
- Crispy beer-battered fish tacos
- Flavorful barbacoa and half-and-half proteins
- Crispy potato add-in for bowls and burritos
- Strong margaritas and inexpensive drinks
- Lively vibe with stickers and music
Points of Concern
- Delivery and pickup accuracy problems: missing items, cold food, and smothered add-ons omitted
- Service tone can be curt or snarky on the line; bartenders usually praised
- Parking scarcity on Colfax; consider transit or rideshare
- Occasional cleanliness issues noted in bathrooms
- Review patterns show varied experiences; in-person dining more reliable than delivery
Service & Dining Experience
Service StyleCounter With Seating
Average Cost$22-34 per person
ReservationsNot required
What to Order
- Choose fish tacos or barbacoa bowls for reliable wins
- Use vegan green chile and plant protein for meatless builds
- Add potatoes and corn salsa for texture and sweetness
Perfect For
- Pre-concert food and drinks on Colfax
- Casual group hang on the patio
- Quick solo bowl at the bar
- Family-friendly burrito night
Location Insights
Area: Bustling Colfax corridor with bars, venues, and eclectic foot traffic; popular with locals and concertgoers.
Safety: Generally busy and well-trafficked; some reviewers note sketchy feel and caution about parking.
Nearby: Near bars, music venues, and residential streets; hospital proximity noted by a reviewer.
Practical Information
Opening Hours
Monday10:30–22:00
Tuesday10:30–22:00
Wednesday10:30–22:00
Thursday10:30–22:00
Friday10:30–22:00
Saturday09:00–22:00
Sunday09:00–21:00
Available: Delivery, Takeout, Outdoor seating
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