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Thirsty MermaidB+

521 Fleming St, Key West, FL 33040 · Seafood restaurant · Old Town

Polished seafood spot with standout oysters, creative small plates, and a strong happy hour; prices run high and portions can feel light, with some service inconsistencies.

Why this grade

Thirsty Mermaid delivers competitive quality with excellent seafood execution—particularly standout oysters and raw bar offerings—and knowledgeable staff guidance. However, inconsistent food quality and service delays during busy periods prevent a higher grade. The intimate Old Town setting and creative coastal cooking appeal to seafood enthusiasts, though limited portions and peak-hour friction temper the overall experience.

The full picture

A small Old Town room feels warm and intimate, with a cozy bar and a steady hum at happy hour. Guests praise crisp service when the room flows, and more than a few call the oysters "as fresh as the tide." However, peak times can stretch waits, and portions sometimes read light for the tab. The cooking leans contemporary coastal with playful fusion touches rather than heavy classics. Think kimchi butter on scallops, togarashi-kissed tuna, and well-sourced raw bar plates. When it lands, flavors are bright and focused; a minority of diners report the occasional bland or over-salted miss, so those seeking bombastic comfort might prefer heartier picks like the lobster-forward starters or the surf-and-turf burger. Families should know this is not built for kids: no kids menu, limited high-chair support in past visits, and a seafood-forward lineup that skews adult. Safer options for younger palates include grilled cheese or burgers, but choices are limited and prices are premium.

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Location Insights

Area vibe: Old Town side street near Duval; relaxed, walkable, mix of locals and visitors.

Safety: Well-trafficked tourist zone with good lighting; generally safe into evening.

What's nearby: Steps from Duval Street, across from a small grocery, near bars like The Roost and boutique hotels.

Opening Hours

Sunday12:00–22:00 Monday12:00–22:00 Tuesday12:00–22:00 Wednesday12:00–22:00 Thursday12:00–22:00 Friday12:00–22:00 Saturday12:00–22:00
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