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Simon The TannerB+

231 Long Ln, London SE1 4PR · Pub, Gastropub · Borough

A small Bermondsey gastropub with standout beer curation, quality tunes, friendly staff, and a creative, compact menu; great vibe, occasional service or roast inconsistencies, and premium-for-pub pricing.

Our take

Simon The Tanner delivers solid neighborhood gastropub quality through genuinely welcoming and accommodating staff and well-executed contemporary pub cooking, but inconsistent roast execution and a tight physical footprint prevent it from reaching higher territory. The curated beer selection and indie character appeal to enthusiasts, though pricing on roasts occasionally feels steep for portions—a solid neighborhood favorite rather than a destination establishment.

One caveat: Roast portioning and beef quality vary; a few guests felt shorted on trimmings or found beef fatty

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Opening Hours

Sunday12:00–21:00 Monday16:00–23:00 Tuesday16:00–23:00 Wednesday16:00–23:00 Thursday16:00–23:00 Friday12:00–00:00 Saturday12:00–00:00
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