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Joey Bats Café at The Essex MarketB+

88 Essex St Kiosk #36, New York, NY 10002 · Cafe, Pastry shop · Lower East Side

Destination for Portuguese pasteis de nata inside Essex Market with quick, friendly counter service and budget-friendly prices; excellent tarts, occasional heat/consistency hiccups, strong value overall.

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Joey Bats Café delivers exceptional pasteis de nata with flaky crust and balanced custard at budget-friendly prices, supported by friendly, efficient counter service. However, occasional burnt or temperature-inconsistent batches and the functional kiosk setting prevent a higher grade. For pastry enthusiasts seeking authentic Portuguese tarts without premium pricing, this represents solid neighborhood quality.

One caveat: Heat management can be uneven; some tarts served too hot or slightly burnt (isolated but notable)

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Opening Hours

Monday11:00–19:00 Tuesday11:00–19:00 Wednesday11:00–19:00 Thursday11:00–19:00 Friday11:00–19:00 Saturday11:00–19:00 Sunday11:00–19:00
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