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Brique Machine - Paris 2C-Mixed Bag
161 Rue Montmartre, 75002 Paris, France
· Buffet restaurant, Bar, Beer distributor
· 4.5/5 Google (10272 reviews)
Reservations
Instagram-famous brewpub with buffet and playful menu; fun vibe, good pizzas and beers, but frequent complaints about slow service, lukewarm food, and buffet not replenished late in seatings.
Why it gets a C- for overall quality
Brique Machine delivers a fun, Instagram-worthy experience anchored by exceptional interior design and lively group atmosphere, but operational inconsistency undermines the overall experience. Buffet reliability issues—empty trays during late seatings, slow restocking, and documented hygiene incidents—combined with slow service execution prevent this from reaching a higher grade. Best visited early with realistic expectations about buffet availability.
Restaurant Summary
Step inside and the room hits playful overload: neon hues, art everywhere, and a crowd that feels warm and bustling. Staff energy ranges from upbeat to distracted, and one diner put it plainly: "Fun place to hang out, but drinks took ages." However, there are moderate authenticity concerns mostly tied to social-media hype vs. reality, so take extremes with a pinch of salt. The cooking leans comfort-food buffet with pizzas, smash burgers, and a few Northern French specialties. The culinary approach skews approachable and crowd-pleasing: more brewpub staples than culinary theater. When the buffet is freshly stocked, pizzas and basics land well; late seatings often report lukewarm trays and missing items. Families do well here: there is a Kid Zone menu and kid-friendly staples like pizza, fries, and nuggets-style items. Portions are easy to share, but aim for earlier time slots so kids actually see full choices. No dedicated kids desserts listed, yet sundaes and simple sweets are around; just confirm availability before committing.
At a Glance
- Distinctive design and lively vibe perfect for groups
- Solid house beers and beer cocktails
- Buffet restocking slows late in seatings; items run out
- Service can be slow with missed drink orders
- Hygiene incidents reported (rodents/slug) though not universal
What Sets It Apart
- playful_instagramable_design
- in-house_beer_program
- all_you_can_eat_buffet_format
What People Love
- Playful, photogenic rooms
- House beers and beer cocktails
- Pizza station when fresh
- Big-space buzz for gatherings
Points of Concern
- Late seatings find empty or lukewarm buffet trays; arrive early for best selection
- Service delays on drinks and occasional miscommunication about the process
- Reports of surprise cake-cutting fee for outside cakes
- Hygiene red flags noted by a few guests—management should address urgently
Service & Dining Experience
Service StyleTable Service
Average Cost€28-38 per person
ReservationsRecommended
What to Order
- Choose buffet earlier in service (weekday €19, lunch €29, evening €33.5)
- For table menu, pair a €13.5-16.5 main with €4-7.5 starter and €6-8 dessert for €28-38 total
Perfect For
- A playful group night with beers and pizza
- Casual birthday photos and drinks
- Families seeking easy kid-friendly options
- Pre-theater hangout near Grands Boulevards
Location Insights
Area: Busy central district with offices, shopping, and nightlife; attracts locals and visitors seeking lively spots.
Safety: Generally safe, high foot traffic; typical central Paris urban conditions.
Nearby: Near Grands Boulevards shopping, theaters, and bars; convenient for group outings and pre/post drinks.
SentierSentier is a lively neighborhood famous for its textile industry roots, now transformed into a trendy area with numerous startups, boutiques, and diverse dining options ranging from casual bistros to innovative eateries. The social atmosphere is dynamic and cosmopolitan, attracting a mix of locals and visitors seeking authentic Parisian experiences.
MontorgueilMontorgueil is a bustling pedestrian street area known for its vibrant market culture, specialty food shops, cafes, and restaurants. It offers a quintessential Parisian dining environment with a lively street life, popular among gourmets and those looking for traditional and contemporary French cuisine.
Practical Information
Opening Hours
Monday12:00–15:00, 19:00–00:30
Tuesday12:00–15:00, 19:00–00:30
Wednesday12:00–15:00, 19:00–00:30
Thursday12:00–15:00, 19:00–00:30
Friday12:00–15:00, 19:00–00:30
Saturday12:00–16:00, 19:00–00:30
Sunday11:00–16:00, 19:00–00:30
Available: Reservations
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