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Colmillo MasarykB+?Proceed Cautiously
Aristóteles 124, Polanco, Polanco IV Secc, Miguel Hidalgo, 11560 Ciudad de México, CDMX, Mexico
· Restaurant
· 4.5/5 Google (1100 reviews)
Reservations · Delivery · Outdoor seating
High-energy Polanco spot for creative tacos, USDA steaks, and cocktails; delicious but loud, pricey, and reports of smoking and billing surprises make it a better pick for a lively night out than a quiet dinner.
Why it gets a B+? for overall quality
⚠️ Review concerns: This assessment reflects moderate uncertainty due to questionable review patterns. See details in Authenticity Assessment. Colmillo Masaryk delivers strong food quality and exceptional setting appeal in a high-energy Polanco venue, making it competitive with the area's better neighborhood restaurants. However, quality inconsistency across visits, recurring service reliability issues, and premium pricing without guaranteed execution prevent grade A territory. Best suited for celebratory dining where atmosphere matters as much as consistency.
Restaurant Summary
On Masaryk, Colmillo pulses with high-energy glamour: dark, stylish interiors, thumping playlists, and servers whisking out flaming mezcal steaks. Guests rave about tender octopus, creative tacos, and tableside guac. However, there are some review authenticity concerns and recurring notes about indoor smoking. One diner summed it up: "Great food and vibe, but louder than expected and pricey." The kitchen leans modern and cross-cultural rather than strictly traditional, with USDA cuts, Japanese-tinged tacos, and truffle-forward sides. Expect creative twists on Mexican staples, shareable portions, and theatrical touches. It suits celebratory nights, cocktails, and steak lovers who enjoy a scene more than hushed conversation. Families do fine here thanks to a dedicated kids meal, burgers, pastas, and familiar sides. That said, the volume, occasional smoking reports, and premium pricing mean it is better for flexible eaters than picky ones. Ask for a quieter table if bringing children.
At a Glance
- Stylish Polanco setting with lively atmosphere
- Standout steaks, octopus, and creative tacos
- Loud music and occasional indoor smoking reports
- Expensive with reports of service delays and billing confusion
- Creative/fusion menu - not traditional comfort food
What Sets It Apart
- flaming_mezcal_ribeye
- polanco_masaryk_address
- loud_party_vibe
What People Love
- The show of flaming mezcal ribeye
- Tender spicy octopus and fresh guacamole
- Chic, photo-worthy interior design
- Attentive service during celebrations
Points of Concern
- Loud, club-like volume can overwhelm conversation on busy nights
- Reports of indoor smoking and cigar aromas; ask for non-smoking area
- Pricing is genuinely expensive (many mains 500+ MXN) and valet fees add up
- Review patterns are consistent with potential coordination (templated owner replies, polished marketing language) which may not reflect typical diner experience
Service & Dining Experience
Service StyleTable Service
Average Cost$850-$1,300 MXN per person
ReservationsRecommended
What to Order
- Start with tableside guacamole and a sashimi, split an arrachera or ribeye, add one side like Parmesan Truffle Fries, and share tacos to sample variety.
Perfect For
- A celebratory steak-and-cocktails night
- Friends sharing tacos and sides before going out
- Business dinners where vibe matters
- Visitors seeking a polished Polanco scene
Location Insights
Area: Upscale shopping and dining corridor in Polanco, popular with business diners and weekend revelers.
Safety: Well-patrolled, busy streets and valet presence; generally safe with high foot traffic at night.
Nearby: Along Avenida Masaryk near luxury boutiques, hotels, and bars; lively nightlife and business crowd.
PolancoPolanco offers a sophisticated dining scene with a mix of traditional Mexican and international cuisines, featuring many fine dining establishments and trendy bars. The area is characterized by its polished urban environment, luxury boutiques, and a vibrant nightlife catering to a discerning clientele.
Polanco IV SecciónPolanco IV Sección is a prestigious sub-area within Polanco, known for its quiet, tree-lined streets and proximity to exclusive restaurants and cultural venues. It attracts a clientele seeking refined dining experiences in an elegant setting.
Practical Information
Opening Hours
Monday13:00–01:00
Tuesday13:00–01:00
Wednesday13:00–02:00
Thursday13:00–02:00
Friday13:00–02:00
Saturday13:00–02:00
Sunday13:00–22:00
Available: Reservations, Delivery, Outdoor seating
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